Well, We've All Got To Start Somewhere

Hello all and welcome to what can only be described as perhaps the most pointless blog of all time. This is something created out of the author's (I've never described myself as an author before, and probably shouldn't start here) boredom. As I have the square root of nothing to do at the minute I thought, hey, why not write about blabbering crap on the internet to kill a bit of time and so here we are.

In short, this blog will provide you with the kind of stuff you've often thought about but never deemed necessary to present in the public domain, but that is where I come in. I too don't see the information I'm about to impart as necessary but somehow I feel I should put it out there anyway.

Today, we shall start with two things I saw on television last week that I thought to be quite troublesome. Here we go:

1. Why do the criminals from the planet Krypton in the Superman 2 film sound as if they were born and bred in deepest Oxfordshire?
2. Currently showing on English television is a program called Bad Lad's Army Extreme. The basic concept of the show is that they take 30 criminals and place them in 1950's style military training for one month. One person quit after less than one day, the following slogan was printed on his T-Shirt:

"Rehab Is For Quitters"

The irony of it all eh?

Anyway that is the kind of thing you will read about on this blog. I'm aware it isn't as interesting as a single mother's diary of how she is struggling against an oppressive masculine world or the life and times of someone desperately trying to find the meaning of life but sod it, I'm not trying to do either of those things hence why I'm not writing about them.

I'll bid you farewell now, if you want to read more of this kind of drivel keep checking back, if not, don't, it's that simple.

Goodbye.